how to be a lil bitch:
- look like u
- act like u
- smell like u
- dance like u
- talk like u
is that twilight
yes. yes it is.
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
it’s not only me that is thinking the same
Interviewer: If you are in the mood and you don’t have a boyfriend, what do you do?
Adele: Uhm, I just go to sleep.
Interviewer: But you have to do it!
Adele: No, you don’t have to do it.
Interviewer: But it’s good for you!
Adele: It’s good for you but you don’t have to do it … I don’t really want to talk about masturbating on TV when there’s cameras.
Interviewer: I was not talking about masturbating, I was talking about singing!
Adele: Oh my god.
ADELE YOU FUCKING HERO
a fun thing to do: say “no thanks, i’m a vegetarian” when people hand you their newborn babies
gf: babe, come over
me: I aint got a car
gf: but my parents aren’t home